last night some kid spilled nachos all over himself and he was so sad and I leaned over and whispered into his ear “I guess it’s nacho day” and he’s probably plotting my death right now
As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
No thank you.
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling
Tumblr is shit. Facebook is shit. Twitter is shit. Reddit is shit. 4chan is shit. The only good site is peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com
hey someone told me you remind them of an owl
IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
whenever i post a text post on tumblr
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL