traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

(Source: revtomdildomolar)

thepegosaurus:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

My spirit animal.

(Source: videohall)

thepegosaurus:

omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

PFFFFT! BWahahaha!!

(Source: koolroffenvena)

beetleginny:thepegosaurus:

Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.

22 hours ago / 90,609 notes
via: luaru source: thepegosaurus
#art #comics #rofl

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

(Source: kwanghale)

Me: Instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion.
1 day ago / 183,340 notes
via: noelfshr source: panerasexual

(Source: iamnevertheone)

whythefuckareyouromeo:0ver-doze:

image

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

(Source: kingjrific)

1 day ago / 928,940 notes
via: -everdeen source: kingjrific
#animals #dogs

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

“How does it feel being a traitor to Captain America? He used to be your best friend.”

(Source: dailysebastianstan)